The iPhone Five is coming out! Darth Vader, Gandalf, Hipster Ariels and friends tell you about why you're going to have to get it!!
lyrics
THE IPHONE FIVE IS COMING SOON
WITH FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SWOON
IT’S GOT GPS
AND THE INTERNET
YOU CAN TAKE A PIC
OF YOUR SIX FOOT … STICK
THE IPHONE FIVE IS ON IT’S WAY
MAKE SURE YOU ORDER YOURS TODAY
YOU CAN CHECK YOUR MAIL
WHILE YOU’RE ON THE TRAIL
AND IF YOU’RE IN A RUT
IT’LL WIPE YOUR BUTT
IF I JUST HAD AN IPHONE FIVE
THE EMPIRE WOULD BLOOM AND THRIVE
I’D LOCATE ALL THOSE REBEL NERDS
AND BLAST THEM ALL WITH ANGRY BIRDS
ANGRY BIRDS, EH? THAT’LL DO THE TRICK
WITH MY IPHONE I’D REPLACE MY SHITTY LIGHT UP STICK
ON THE YOUTUBE APP I’D ROFL MY ASS OFF
AS CATS WEARING HATS TRY TO SMACK ATTACK PACMAN
THE IPHONE FIVE IS COMING SOON
WITH FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SWOON
IT’S SO MUCH MORE
THAN THE IPHONE FOUR
SIRI 2.0
REALLY STEALS THE SHOW
ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN A SONG!
THE IPHONE FIVE IS ON IT’S WAY
MAKE SURE YOU ORDER YOURS TODAY
THE ONLY FEATURE THAT WE
DIDN’T INSTALL
IS THE TINY LITTLE DETAIL THAT IS MAKING CALLS
BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED IT
credits
from AVbyte Volume 2,
track released September 10, 2012
Performers: Ben Chavez, Molly Gallagher, Elizabeth Oldak, Tim Sampson and Antonius Nazareth