Justin Bieber sing about his fall from greatness due to the One Direction. Who else to help him out of his slump than the one and only Gandalf!
lyrics
WHERE DID MY CAREER GO
WHY’D IT HAVE TO END
HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH
FIVE CUTE GAY BEST FRIENDS
JUST A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
I RULED ALL PRE TEEN’S HEARTS
NOW NO ONE CARES ‘BOUT ME, THE BIEBS
BELIEBERS LET ME DOWN
YOU’RE ALL DIRECTIONERS NOW
THERE’S JUST NO HOPE FOR ME
YO, BIEBER, I’M A BELIEBER
THEY CALL ME GANDALF THE GREY THOUGH YOU MAY CALL ME GANDALF THE BLACK
YOUR SHIT IS WHACK, SO SMACK THOSE SLACK JACK WANKERS RIGHT BACK HOME LIKE CRACK
(CRACK!)
THEY SHALL NOT PASS
THEY’RE ENGLISH? KISS MY HAIRY… BEARD
BIEBER, YOU’RE THE RIGHT HOBBIT FOR THIS
WE’LL SAVE YOUR CAREER FROM DEATH’S NASTY KISS
YOU DON’T NEED NO RING, NO WINGS, NO BALLS
JUST THIS!
THE ONE BLING TO RULE THEM ALL
I WILL RISE AGAIN NOW
NOTHING CAN STOP ME
THANKS TO THIS HERE BLING, HOW
COULD YOU DISAGREE?
I WILL STORM THE CHARTS
MAKE ONE DIRECTION TURN AROUND
AND GO BACK HOME WHERE THEY BELONG
I WILL STORM THE CHARTS
IN ONE DIRECTION I WILL CLIMB
I’LL BE ON TOP WHERE I BELONG
I BE LONG
credits
from AVbyte Volume 2,
track released October 8, 2012
Performed by Molly Gallagher (Justin) and Tim Sampson (Gandalf)
Music and Lyrics by Antonius Nazareth
