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The Internet Olympics
03:10
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Slenderman
01:36
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SLENDER MAN
SLENDER MAN
JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD MY HAND
SICK AND TIRED
OF BEING ON MY OWN
EVERY TIME
I DROP BY
PEWDIEPIE STARTS TO SCREAM AND CRY
CAN’T THEY SEE
I JUST WANT A FRIEND
JUST ‘CAUSE I DON’T HAVE A FACE
DOESN’T MEAN
I SHOULD FEEL SO OUT PLACE
WHEN I’M SEEN
I DON’T MEAN HARM
I WANT LOVE
TO OPEN UP
BUT NO
THEY SEE ME STANDING
AND THEY RUN
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The iPhone
01:12
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THE IPHONE FIVE IS COMING SOON
WITH FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SWOON
IT’S GOT GPS
AND THE INTERNET
YOU CAN TAKE A PIC
OF YOUR SIX FOOT … STICK
THE IPHONE FIVE IS ON IT’S WAY
MAKE SURE YOU ORDER YOURS TODAY
YOU CAN CHECK YOUR MAIL
WHILE YOU’RE ON THE TRAIL
AND IF YOU’RE IN A RUT
IT’LL WIPE YOUR BUTT
IF I JUST HAD AN IPHONE FIVE
THE EMPIRE WOULD BLOOM AND THRIVE
I’D LOCATE ALL THOSE REBEL NERDS
AND BLAST THEM ALL WITH ANGRY BIRDS
ANGRY BIRDS, EH? THAT’LL DO THE TRICK
WITH MY IPHONE I’D REPLACE MY SHITTY LIGHT UP STICK
ON THE YOUTUBE APP I’D ROFL MY ASS OFF
AS CATS WEARING HATS TRY TO SMACK ATTACK PACMAN
THE IPHONE FIVE IS COMING SOON
WITH FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SWOON
IT’S SO MUCH MORE
THAN THE IPHONE FOUR
SIRI 2.0
REALLY STEALS THE SHOW
ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN A SONG!
THE IPHONE FIVE IS ON IT’S WAY
MAKE SURE YOU ORDER YOURS TODAY
THE ONLY FEATURE THAT WE
DIDN’T INSTALL
IS THE TINY LITTLE DETAIL THAT IS MAKING CALLS
BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED IT
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THE MOST INTERESTING MAN THE WORLD
EVEN CHUCK DOESN’T DARE DISAGREE
I CAN SPEAK FRENCH, IN RUSSIAN
DISCUSSIONS WITH ME ARE WORTH TEN YEARS
AT YALE UNIVERSITY
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD?
SHARKS HAVE WEEKS DEDICATED TO ME
IF YOU MAILED A LETTER TO “MAN” IT WOULD CERTAINLY
REACH ME IN TIME BEFORE TEA
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER THINKS I’M A MYTH
MY BUSINESS CARD SAYS, “I’LL CALL YOU”
WHEN JESUS CHRIST CALLS ME HE USUALLY ASKS,
HEY MAN, (HEY) WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I ONCE BIT ON CHARLIE’S FINGER
MY BLOOD SEEMS TO SMELL LIKE COLOGNE (COLON)
I ONCE HAD A STARING CONTEST WITH MYSELF,
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY, I WON
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
YES I GUESS THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP
I WAS ONCE IN A BOAT AND WHILE SAILING AROUND
THE WHOLE PLANET I FOUND A SHORT CUT
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
I’M THE LIFE OF ALL PARTIES I’VE MISSED
I ONCE PUNCHED A MAGICIAN...
That’s right. You heard me.
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN
IN THE WORLD
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WHEN THE WORLD JUST SEEMS TOO MAINSTREAM
SNOW
WHILE YOU DRINK KOMBUCHA TEA
CINDERELLA
JUST EMBRACE YOUR INNER IRONY
ARIEL
YOUR TRUE IDENTITY...
JUST BE A HIPSTER
AN INDIVIDUAL
COME ON AND JOIN US
DON'T BE A TOOL
WHEN YOU'RE A HIPSTER
LIFE SEEMS POETIC
YOU LIKE YOUR BANDS HOT
BEFORE THEY’RE COOL
I TALKED TO BIRDS WAY BEFORE TWITTER
LOVE EATING SUSHI!
THAT’S IRONIC!
GLASS SLIPPERS, UGH, SO BEFORE MIDNIGHT
POETRY READING? WHERE’S MY INVITE?
LIKE MY BRA, WELL, IT’S ORGANIC!
THE BOOK WAS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE
WE NEVER FALL, WE ONLY TUMBLE
SEE WHEN A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND NOBODY’S THERE TO HEAR IT, YOU CAN BET WE’VE BOUGHT THE VYNL
COME BE A HIPSTER
WE GO OUR OWN WAY
WE SHOP AT THRIFT STORES
OR SO WE SAY
YES, BE A HIPSTER
A F*$&%ING HIPSTER
WE’RE SO UNIQUE
WE’RE ALL THE SAME
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WHERE DID MY CAREER GO
WHY’D IT HAVE TO END
HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH
FIVE CUTE GAY BEST FRIENDS
JUST A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
I RULED ALL PRE TEEN’S HEARTS
NOW NO ONE CARES ‘BOUT ME, THE BIEBS
BELIEBERS LET ME DOWN
YOU’RE ALL DIRECTIONERS NOW
THERE’S JUST NO HOPE FOR ME
YO, BIEBER, I’M A BELIEBER
THEY CALL ME GANDALF THE GREY THOUGH YOU MAY CALL ME GANDALF THE BLACK
YOUR SHIT IS WHACK, SO SMACK THOSE SLACK JACK WANKERS RIGHT BACK HOME LIKE CRACK
(CRACK!)
THEY SHALL NOT PASS
THEY’RE ENGLISH? KISS MY HAIRY… BEARD
BIEBER, YOU’RE THE RIGHT HOBBIT FOR THIS
WE’LL SAVE YOUR CAREER FROM DEATH’S NASTY KISS
YOU DON’T NEED NO RING, NO WINGS, NO BALLS
JUST THIS!
THE ONE BLING TO RULE THEM ALL
I WILL RISE AGAIN NOW
NOTHING CAN STOP ME
THANKS TO THIS HERE BLING, HOW
COULD YOU DISAGREE?
I WILL STORM THE CHARTS
MAKE ONE DIRECTION TURN AROUND
AND GO BACK HOME WHERE THEY BELONG
I WILL STORM THE CHARTS
IN ONE DIRECTION I WILL CLIMB
I’LL BE ON TOP WHERE I BELONG
I BE LONG
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Life is hard for the Walking Dead
You bombard us with screams of dread
Every living we meet, thinks we wants all the meat
They make flee, they no see, we need eats!
Life is hard for the Walking Dead
When stop run, they make smash my head
Every places we go, you makes shouting "OH NO!"
You don't know, we want share with you the show!
Life is hard for the Walking Dead!
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