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GUYS
We don't know what we did
But somehow we did wrong
So every time we screw up
We just sing this stupid song
We wish we'd understand
Why women think we're dumb
We're trying hard to get it
But for now they think we're scum
Men, We Don't Know What we Did
GIRLS
It's not that hard if you try
Speak from your heart, never lie
Except when I'm getting fat
Don't ever say that
Or I might just die
See yes is yes, and no is no
But yes means no means yes, you know
And even though it may not show
There's reason to our female code
It's simple logic don't you see
The difference between you and me
I rule, you serve and just agree
And we can live in harmony
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2. |
Fifty Shades of Grey
01:52
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GIRL 1
Fifty Shades of Grey
My new favorite book
Every fantasy
Right in front of me
I can read it while I cook
Fifty Shades of Grey
How can I refuse
In my boring life
As a plain housewife
I can dream of being sexually abused
GIRL 2
Fifty Shades of Grey
No way
Every page I read
Makes eyeballs bleed
Someone please explain
How this makes sense
Fifty Shades of Grey
It's wrong
This degrading fluff
I have had enough!
Mommy Porn at women's rights expense.
GIRL 1 + 2
This is so well written
Who the fuck would write this
Every word describes exactly how I want to feel within
What a bad example for (every girl)
Every girl should read this book
I just hope that men don't get the wrong ideals from reading...
GUY
Fifty Shade of Grey
I pray that no one realizes
That I am loving it.
Every bit.
Oh...
Hope no one finds out I'm reading
Fifty Shades of Gray
I know that I should be ashamed of this
But I can't resist.
My poor wrist!
Oh...
Hope no one finds out I'm reading
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3. |
YOLO
01:24
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Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
Taking a shower with my clothes on!
(I'm not quite sure I know what Yolo means)
Y.O.L.O.
You only live once
(Oh, isn't that kinda obvious though...?)
Walking down the street
Want something to eat
So I got some froyo
Yolo!
Just the other day
I realized I'm gay
So I moved to SoHo
Yolo!
(To justify the stupid shit you do)
Y.O.L.O.
You only live once
(Okay, I get it)
Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
Yolo Yolo you know only live once
Just set my hair on fire!
(I'm losing faith in all humanity)
Y.O.L.O.
You only live once
(Seriously guys this has to stop!)
Went to NYU
Now my debts are due
Now I am a hobo
Yolo
Kissed another guy
Don't remember why
Guess I am a low ho
Yolo
We don't know who the hell came up with this.
Y.O.L.O.
You only live
Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
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4. |
Keyword Poetry
01:08
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When you post on Twitter 'bout al-Qa'ida
Or a Nuclear Threat in North Korea,
The FBI, the CIA,
The ATF, the TSA
The DHS, the DEA,
Will make sure you're okay
If you use a Social Network just to talk about Flu
You can bloody well be sure that they are checking on you
You might be a Threat
You might cause a Riot
They'll know, you bet
So better be quiet,
Or the Authorities
Will call for a State of Emergency
And arrest you for insurgency.
When you exercise your right
To let your friends know,
'Bout that "Incident" last night,
In San Diego
Kill your Home Grown Tomato
It might send in the Nato
With a SWAT team and a Bomb Squad
They use words to check the nation,
Is not attacked by Pakistani Pirates, Mexican Malware, Nuclear Nigerians
ALLITERATION
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5. |
First World Problems
02:12
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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
First world problems
They cause frustration
Forget starvation
In nations abroad
We've got plenty
That bug so many
I doubt that anyone's
Happy
I really wanted the white iPhone
First World Problems
I have to share a bathroom with my little brother
I've trouble choosing which game to play
First World Problems
My boyfriend talks to stupid Siri more than me
First world problems
They cause frustration
Forget starvation
In nations abroad
We've got plenty
That bug so many
I doubt that anyone's
Happy
There nothing to drink but water
First World Problems
My foot is itchy but it tickles when I scratch it
My coffee's still way too hot to dr-ink
First World Problems
My wife won't let me take my iPad to the bathroom
First world problems
They cause frustration
Forget starvation
In nations abroad
We've got plenty
That bug so many
I doubt that anyone's
Happy
People do forget that we are people too and so
We too do need something too complain to you about
Just cause we have everything That one could ever ask for
doesn't mean that we're ashamed to beg and plead and ask for more
First world problems
They cause frustration
Forget starvation
In nations abroad
We've got plenty
That bug so many
But why doesn't anyone care
But why doesn't anyone care
But why doesn't anyone care!
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6. |
Game of Thrones is Over
01:35
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Game of Thrones is over
Season 2 is done
What will come of Arya
Will the lions be undone
Ned was right
Winter's come
I can't stand the waiting
How hard could it be
Guess I could start reading
No, I've got ADHD
Gosh this sucks
We agree
For now Skyrim
Will help me through
With mods I'll look like a
Starck born true
Game of Thrones is over
Season 2 is done
What will come of Arya
Will the lions be undone
Ned was right
Winter's come
I can't wait
till Season Three
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7. |
Girls Watch Porn Too
01:30
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When I'm feeling down and blue
When I don't know what to do
When I'm home alone at night
I feel so forlorn
Then when I start thinking of
Spending time with my true love
I can't help but go online
And Start to watch some Porn
Girls watch porn too
It's not just boys who do
Alone at night
I search my favourite site
Oh, give me please
My wildest fantasies
No chance of S.T.D.s
Puts me at ease
Give me some DP action, a little S and M
That awesome threesome fiction, DVDA
Ah satisfaction
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8. |
Instagram
01:46
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Instagram
I'm taking pictures with my iPhone cam
And Android cam
Instagram
With just one touch my life looks cool
Instagram
Because the whole world clearly gives a damn
No, they don't
Instagram
With just one touch my life looks cool
Tree! Instagram
Lamp! Instagram
Lunch! Instagram
Every day
Work! Instagram
Phone! Instagram
Batman?
Oh, hey!
Hand! Instagram
Shirt! Instagram
Man! Instagram
Every day
Light! Instagram
Dark! Instagram
Shoe! Instagram
Poop!
No way...
Instagram
I'm taking pictures with my iPhone cam
And Android cam
Instagram
With just one touch my life looks cool
Instagram
Because the whole world clearly gives a damn
No, they don't
Instagram
With just one touch my life looks cool
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9. |
Back From the Future
01:28
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Make sure you never ever date Jack!
He'll cheat on you never come back
Watch out for Larry he'll end up gay
And you'll find out on your wedding day
When you meet Frank he'll ask for a date
Make sure you do say yes, don't be late
Oh and make sure you walk on his right
Or you will slip on poop and "good night"
Frank
I really liked Frank
And he was the one
And I messed it up
So don't slip on poop!
Make sure you talk to Mama and Dad
'Cause if you don't you'll sure end up sad
Ma wins the lotto, Dad buys a Villa
And then they write you out of the will ugh!
Don't post those photos onto your facebook
You'll find your nudes all over the place, look!
Try to remember all of this please
And when in doubt just stay off your knees
Please!
Please this is your chance
To get it all right
You know in advance
So don't f*%k this up!
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