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AVbyte: Volume 1

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GUYS We don't know what we did But somehow we did wrong So every time we screw up We just sing this stupid song We wish we'd understand Why women think we're dumb We're trying hard to get it But for now they think we're scum Men, We Don't Know What we Did GIRLS It's not that hard if you try Speak from your heart, never lie Except when I'm getting fat Don't ever say that Or I might just die See yes is yes, and no is no But yes means no means yes, you know And even though it may not show There's reason to our female code It's simple logic don't you see The difference between you and me I rule, you serve and just agree And we can live in harmony
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GIRL 1 Fifty Shades of Grey My new favorite book Every fantasy Right in front of me I can read it while I cook Fifty Shades of Grey How can I refuse In my boring life As a plain housewife I can dream of being sexually abused GIRL 2 Fifty Shades of Grey No way Every page I read Makes eyeballs bleed Someone please explain How this makes sense Fifty Shades of Grey It's wrong This degrading fluff I have had enough! Mommy Porn at women's rights expense. GIRL 1 + 2 This is so well written Who the fuck would write this Every word describes exactly how I want to feel within What a bad example for (every girl) Every girl should read this book I just hope that men don't get the wrong ideals from reading... GUY Fifty Shade of Grey I pray that no one realizes That I am loving it. Every bit. Oh... Hope no one finds out I'm reading Fifty Shades of Gray I know that I should be ashamed of this But I can't resist. My poor wrist! Oh... Hope no one finds out I'm reading
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YOLO 01:24
Yolo Yolo you know you only live once Yolo Yolo you know you only live once Taking a shower with my clothes on! (I'm not quite sure I know what Yolo means) Y.O.L.O. You only live once (Oh, isn't that kinda obvious though...?) Walking down the street Want something to eat So I got some froyo Yolo! Just the other day I realized I'm gay So I moved to SoHo Yolo! (To justify the stupid shit you do) Y.O.L.O. You only live once (Okay, I get it) Yolo Yolo you know you only live once Yolo Yolo you know only live once Just set my hair on fire! (I'm losing faith in all humanity) Y.O.L.O. You only live once (Seriously guys this has to stop!) Went to NYU Now my debts are due Now I am a hobo Yolo Kissed another guy Don't remember why Guess I am a low ho Yolo We don't know who the hell came up with this. Y.O.L.O. You only live Yolo Yolo you know you only live once Yolo Yolo you know you only live once Yolo Yolo you know you only live once
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When you post on Twitter 'bout al-Qa'ida Or a Nuclear Threat in North Korea, The FBI, the CIA, The ATF, the TSA The DHS, the DEA, Will make sure you're okay If you use a Social Network just to talk about Flu You can bloody well be sure that they are checking on you You might be a Threat You might cause a Riot They'll know, you bet So better be quiet, Or the Authorities Will call for a State of Emergency And arrest you for insurgency. When you exercise your right To let your friends know, 'Bout that "Incident" last night, In San Diego Kill your Home Grown Tomato It might send in the Nato With a SWAT team and a Bomb Squad They use words to check the nation, Is not attacked by Pakistani Pirates, Mexican Malware, Nuclear Nigerians ALLITERATION
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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS First world problems They cause frustration Forget starvation In nations abroad We've got plenty That bug so many I doubt that anyone's Happy I really wanted the white iPhone First World Problems I have to share a bathroom with my little brother I've trouble choosing which game to play First World Problems My boyfriend talks to stupid Siri more than me First world problems They cause frustration Forget starvation In nations abroad We've got plenty That bug so many I doubt that anyone's Happy There nothing to drink but water First World Problems My foot is itchy but it tickles when I scratch it My coffee's still way too hot to dr-ink First World Problems My wife won't let me take my iPad to the bathroom First world problems They cause frustration Forget starvation In nations abroad We've got plenty That bug so many I doubt that anyone's Happy People do forget that we are people too and so We too do need something too complain to you about Just cause we have everything That one could ever ask for doesn't mean that we're ashamed to beg and plead and ask for more First world problems They cause frustration Forget starvation In nations abroad We've got plenty That bug so many But why doesn't anyone care But why doesn't anyone care But why doesn't anyone care!
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Game of Thrones is over Season 2 is done What will come of Arya Will the lions be undone Ned was right Winter's come I can't stand the waiting How hard could it be Guess I could start reading No, I've got ADHD Gosh this sucks We agree For now Skyrim Will help me through With mods I'll look like a Starck born true Game of Thrones is over Season 2 is done What will come of Arya Will the lions be undone Ned was right Winter's come I can't wait till Season Three
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When I'm feeling down and blue When I don't know what to do When I'm home alone at night I feel so forlorn Then when I start thinking of Spending time with my true love I can't help but go online And Start to watch some Porn Girls watch porn too It's not just boys who do Alone at night I search my favourite site Oh, give me please My wildest fantasies No chance of S.T.D.s Puts me at ease Give me some DP action, a little S and M That awesome threesome fiction, DVDA Ah satisfaction
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Instagram 01:46
Instagram I'm taking pictures with my iPhone cam And Android cam Instagram With just one touch my life looks cool Instagram Because the whole world clearly gives a damn No, they don't Instagram With just one touch my life looks cool Tree! Instagram Lamp! Instagram Lunch! Instagram Every day Work! Instagram Phone! Instagram Batman? Oh, hey! Hand! Instagram Shirt! Instagram Man! Instagram Every day Light! Instagram Dark! Instagram Shoe! Instagram Poop! No way... Instagram I'm taking pictures with my iPhone cam And Android cam Instagram With just one touch my life looks cool Instagram Because the whole world clearly gives a damn No, they don't Instagram With just one touch my life looks cool
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Make sure you never ever date Jack! He'll cheat on you never come back Watch out for Larry he'll end up gay And you'll find out on your wedding day When you meet Frank he'll ask for a date Make sure you do say yes, don't be late Oh and make sure you walk on his right Or you will slip on poop and "good night" Frank I really liked Frank And he was the one And I messed it up So don't slip on poop! Make sure you talk to Mama and Dad 'Cause if you don't you'll sure end up sad Ma wins the lotto, Dad buys a Villa And then they write you out of the will ugh! Don't post those photos onto your facebook You'll find your nudes all over the place, look! Try to remember all of this please And when in doubt just stay off your knees Please! Please this is your chance To get it all right You know in advance So don't f*%k this up!

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released July 20, 2012

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AVbyte is a YouTube channel that makes weekly musical videos. It's run by the brothers Antonius and Vijay Nazareth.

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